Aries: I’m Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.
Taurus: I’m never going to financially recover from this.
Gemini: I don’t think we’re done blowing shit up today.
Cancer: I’d shoot you before I’d shoot my cat.
Leo: People don’t come to see the tigers, they come to see me.
Virgo: This is my own little town. I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner.
Libra: I’d like to introduce my wife, but my husband’s at home feeding my brand-new baby kangaroo.
Scorpio: She’ll never get a million dollars out of me. I don’t own anything.
Sagittarius: I’m outspoken, good looking, love to party and have fun.
Capricorn: It’s just two complete opposite, different worlds. You know, he’s a little more upscale, and I’m working with people who just got out of prison.
Aquarius: I am not changing the way I dress. I refuse to wear a suit. I am gay. I am broke as shit. I have a judgement against me from some bitch down there in Florida.
Pisces: I had my days of coke. I had my days of drinking. I had my days of…meth.
The Zodiac Signs as Joe Exotic Quotes
drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind and emotions.
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Will Smith
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Just be f**king honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
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John Mayer
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They say you don’t get over someone until you find someone or something better. As humans, we don’t deal well with emptiness. Any empty space must be filled. Immediately. The pain of emptiness is too strong. It compels the victim to fill that place. A single moment with that empty spot causes excruciating pain. That’s why we run from distraction to distraction and from attachment to attachment.
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Yasmin Mogahed
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